Surgeon part 2

Youtube was acting flakey for me when I was previewing this.  It kept stopping at like 2min in or 6 min in or 12min in orwhatever.  Hopefully they've sorted out whatever stupid issue they were having.

Surgeon Simulator 2013 part 1!

I had fun for a while.  Later I have less fun lol

The Garden of Shit

My parents love to garden.  My mum has over 80 stupid pots in the yard with some form of plant in it.  And lets not count the trees and other plants that are in the ground.  It takes me about over half an hour to water everything.  Thankfully I only do that when they're both away.  Which is once every decade.  Either way it drives me up the wall come fertilizer time.

Parents buy a huge bag of some kind of SHIT and start to distribute it everywhere.  Flowers dont smell like flowers any more.  They smell like my entire yard bent over and spread its anus.  Its horrible.  But I never imagined how much worse it could get.  Our neighbours have a shitload of trees blanketing the sides and front and back and middle and insides of their yard.  Its like a forest.  And today they did the same thing.  Except it was on a grander scale.  If you left the doors of the house open you could smell it inside.  And I'm not talking a whiff.  This was like the smell was living with you and it brought its smelly relatives.  It was POTENT.  Thankfully we have some nice smelly air-freshener, but fuck me dead I've never experienced that before.  Makes me want to go over there an concrete the entire damn place.  And then concrete our own yard.

Fuck off Google+

So my little experiment with the new google+ layout is over.  I dont like it.  Its ugly.  And worst of all it doesnt update me when someone makes a post.  It did for the first few days and then nothing.  Its not in my spam or deleted/blocked area, not in my hotmail, my google mail, my yahoo mail, or my excellently useful RSS feed that goes directly to Outlook on my pc which is what I used to track any comments.  Cant find a way to make it work so OFF it goes!  Back to normal.  If you made a post during the ugly white layout then it wont show now that I've defaulted back to this.  If I didnt reply to anyones question somewhere I'm sorry, google is a douche.  The only thing that it did good was cut all spam posts that usually went up every day.  Oh well.  I'd rather get comment updates and manually delete all the sucky sucky penis posts than not get comments.

A good day

Today was fairly good.  Started off with me receiving a package in the mail.  Which turned out to be Jeds clips from our L4D and portal games.  So now I can finally edit all that crap and upload them and clear some space on my pc.  Not gonna lie, part of me is terrified to check it just yet in case its one of his many sex tapes.  I told him to stop sending me those.  Enough is enough.  I dont care what new position he's learned with random inanimate objects in his house and garden.


Finally went and saw star trek 2 with a few friends.  Unfortunately it was in the piss cinema as all the other 6 cinemas had other stuff playing.  Thankfully the smell was gone.  The girl who gave me my tickets also gave me a free drink.  She's seen me a few times.  Clearly she loves me.  And I love her for the extra service.  Movie was brilliant too.  I enjoyed it more than the first one which was also good.  It had heaps of references to the older movies, specifically the second one with the original crew.  Loved it, dying to see what extras they put on the bluray.  I've been reading on message boards how quite a few 'trekkies' are upset with the new movie and say its not star trek like.  These are the same people who said the first movie wasnt anything like star trek yet now they admit it was a good movie yet claim they prefer it to the second.  The second movie is WAY more star trek than the first movie was.  Also these people need to shut up as they were completely at fault for Enterprise being cancelled 3 seasons in because it upset them yet had no problem watching 7 seasons of that SHIT Voyager series.  And surprise surprise, despite saying Enterprise was shit and the writers killed star Trek for tv, today many of them have rewatched it again and claim they think its a great series.  Fuck off.  Good thing the movies attract more than trekkies, unlike the tv series, otherwise these would be cancelled too because they dont know wtf they want.

The day was meant to end in a glorious dinner from my favourite chinese restaurant.  Sadly as I found the menu I saw that they are closed on mondays.  GRAARR!  Also to some amusement, the next Doctor Who episode where they reveal his name has been sent out to people who preordered it because the clowns screwed up, so people know it in advance.  As I've had little love for the remake, despite loving a few episodes and Matt Smith being perfect, I have zero interest in this stupid name storyline they pulled out of their arses.  So I was trying to find the name online just to get it over with.  See if he really is called something stupid, which I'm expecting.  Like symbols.  Which are pronounced 'Douche'.  And would you believe it, I cant find anything yet.  Its like when you want something to NOT be spoiled for you, some clown goes out of their way to inform you it.  But if you want to know?  Forget it.  NOWHERE!  Also if you know it please dont write it in the comments since I know some others will probably rage.  But feel free to send me a message on youtube with a link!

Alien Swarm part 5

Screw you madcatz

They have to be one of the most useless companies around.  I need to order new earpads for my headset because they're starting to flake.  I have to put tissues on them before I put them on so I dont get any black specs stuck to me.  I probably look super hot and cool with them sticking out.  So the only way I can get a new pair, since logitech are DOUCHES and dont supply replacements, is to order something else that fits.  Theres one called TRITTON® AXPro GA611 Velour Earpad Set, which are about the same shape and fit over them as replacements.  The downside?  Only fucking madcatz stock these.

Whats worse is the retards DONT ship overseas.  How the fuck is that possible in this day and age.  Especially since stores here stock their stupid products.  So I tried to order a pair of replacements and have them sent to Jeds place who would then send them to me.  But their dumb website is half broken and not allowing paypal to go through.  I'll try it later but we'll see.  Chances are I'll have to contact them over this because I refuse to give them my credit card number.

I called the local EB gamestore just then to see if they an get this sort of thing since they stock the madcatz stuff, but to my obvious NON surprise they dont and tried to get me to buy another $100+ headset as a replacement instead of a $10 earpad set.  No.  I also tried to call logitech to abuse the absolute fuck out of them over this, something I never do since I'm always calm and patient about stuff, and they arent open on weekends.  So this is my angry day.  No amount of cake would please me.  Not even boobs.   I'm that annoyed.

Now I'm thirsty.